Tag Archives: Serious Shit

If you sit next to me I may have to kill you. Jus’ sayin’.

There are many things I hate about flying but top of my list is fellow passengers.  Surely in this day and age someone should have invented a quicker way to travel?  Airplanes are just so old skool… I want to … Continue reading

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Bread, butter, charity shops and reality television

My family’s weird but wonderful.  It’s been a long time since I visited Bonnie Scotland and I reckon it’s time I got round to paying them a visit.  I already know exactly how the holiday will go… When Mum’s not … Continue reading

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Passing time

Wee Scottish Granny and her brother George were sprawled out in the lounge – a sofa and newspaper each. I tried to persuade them to come out for a breath of fresh air but fear immediately kicked in that someone … Continue reading

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Granny, I’ve got your back

Granny, I sincerely promise (with a cherry on top) that I will never tell anyone EVER again that you stole a pencil. I will never, EVER mention the fact that you snuck it into your bag at the pub quiz … Continue reading

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Ten reasons why women should not watch football

I recently watched a football match with a group of women. Now I understand what men have been complaining about all this time: 1. The announcement of the line up was met with boos and disappointment as ‘the most gorgeous … Continue reading

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Granny broke the law in three countries in just one day

Granny’s Internet is still down which means I continue to escape a clip round the ear for my recent posts.  Happy days.  I’ve got three more days to get in as many posts as I can until she opens her … Continue reading

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