Tag Archives: Funny Shenanigans

Wee Scottish Granny’s all the way there and half the way back

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Politely Insulting

I had started worrying about the fact that Gran had not commented on my recent posts, In fact I was secretly panicking that she had hopped on a plane to come and clip my ear in person.  However I spoke … Continue reading →

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Ya cannae take the Scot oot of Scotland

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Politely Insulting

I’m told that wee Scottish Granny has no Internet for a few days, this means I can safely post about her without risk of a clip around the ear.  I could write a million posts on how absolutely fabulous, funny, … Continue reading →

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The wee Scottish fireball who cannae stand mistakes

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Politely Insulting

My wee Scottish Granny subscribes to emails from this blog.  I can almost guarantee  that she will be the first to comment on posts (despite protesting that she doesn’t know how), for that reason I read and reread everything to … Continue reading →

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Granny and the eyebroo-meeting banker

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Politely Insulting

Most of you will remember stories involving my wee Scottish Granny.  She’s the funniest, most amazing woman I know who just happens to have balls of steel.  She cares not what she says or who she says it to, one … Continue reading →

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Hair touching hitchhikers

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Politely Insulting

I live in the middle of nowhere.  Literally.  Every day I drive across mountains, alongside the sea and through a couple of seriously old villages.   Daily obstacles include goats, donkeys and occasional falling rocks.  There’s nothing quite like a … Continue reading →

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Ladyboy Jerry aka Edward Scissorhands

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Politely Insulting

It’s not often (read never) in the Middle East that a woman goes to the barber’s; of course I do.  Every time I call first so he can make sure the shop’s empty and free from men who might have … Continue reading →

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Finding a husband in three easy steps

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Politely Insulting

According to my colleagues I’m officially on the slippery slope to an eternity of singledom.  I’m ready for the rubbish heap and unless I marry immediately I will forever be lonely, unfulfilled and childless.  In fact, every day that I … Continue reading →

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Starting Over

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Politely Insulting

      Remember me? Eternally Distracted’s final post… A few million, trillion years ago I started this here blog. I followed the rules and found myself a place in the blogosphere worthy of a couch potato with a fast disappearing waistline. … Continue reading →

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